frooti

Sat, 23 May 2009 18:23:40 GMT

Oh man!!!!!!!! I couldn't BELIEVE this. It is a defininte Stupid legs Contest winner!
Fainting Goats

Sat, 23 May 2009 18:02:27 GMT

It says no animals were harmed in the making of this video...Yeah right!!!
Whack-A-Kitty

Five Things Meme (courtesy of bob_artist)

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:05:42 GMT

Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

ALSO if you give me 5 more things I will update this post and elaborate on those too.

1. Julius

Julius is cool because he has a twin named Mason, he's shaped like a four leaf clover, he has no manners except for saying "Tank you!" and "Youw wewcome!", and he wears cool clothes. I know Julius has been a part of our lives for a really long time, but he hasn't changed much over the years (except for maybe becoming less crude). He still causes earthquakes, says "Oy Doy", and always thinks it's his birthday. I've made so many cards with Julius on them that I'm afraid I'm going to get in trouble for copyright infringement. Hey, do any of you guys remember the ORIGINAL TALL Julius?????

2. Computer programming

I know it's sad how little I have to say about this, because I don't know what to say. Computer programming is when you tell the computer what to do and then it says no, or when it says okay, but doesn't do it. You probably will not be able to become a computer programmer if you put floppy disks in the cd-rom tray or if you put balloons on other people's computers. You can become a programmer if you have the ability to make a computer say "Quack!"

3. Gymnastics

Gymnastics is a really cool sport, I know it's a good thing that girls can now choose any sport they want, but it probably means that as time goes by gymnastics probably won't be as popular. I remember when gymnastics used to be all I thought about, and when we were all obsessed with it. It was a great sport for people like me who NEVER FALL. ^_^ It was kind of sad when I finally quit, because I had been doing it for so long. (And then that whole moldy mat experience was even less fun! :( ) I think it might be fun to teach gymnastics, that is, if I decided I liked getting kicked in the face more, LOL. Actually, I was able to teach Scratch to do a double backflip. I think it runs in the family, because bob_artist was able to teach Shango how to do 20 sideways rolls (and then get mad).

4. Bread sandwiches

These taste good. They are perfect for when you run out of sandwich fillings. In case you forgot what these are, here's the recipe: You take two pieces of bread,...oh wait that's it. Anyway, I think bread sandwiches are really misunderstood. They aren't weird food. You eat rolls by themselves, don't you? So what's wrong with eating bread by itself? Is it any different just because you eat two pieces at the same time? One good reason to eat bread sandwiches are: you're going to be out for a while, so you want to bring your lunch. Bread sandwiches are really portable and fast to make. And you always have the ingredients, because there are none. Anyway, you don't have to worry about how long the sandwich is going to sit there before eating it, because it's not going to get rotten. Who wants to eat a warm, melted, and oily ham and swiss sandwich that's been sitting in a ziploc bags for hours, turning sour? Wouldn't you rather eat a bread sandwich?

5. Baby dolls

Oh yeah, now I get to write about all my "pals" like Quasimodo and Baby Secrets. I always thought talking baby dolls were the ultimate kind of baby doll. It's weird to think that they were just a fad. They were actually only around for a couple of years, and then they stopped making them anymore. (Must have been because all those parents complained when their heads fell off and they died.) I don't know why, but once you get to a certain age, it's impossible to take baby dolls seriously. The only thing I can do is harrass people with them. When I was a kid I used to actually think they were cute and worthwhile. It is probably because now I am old enough to have an actual baby. I think that's why Quasimodo is so freaky; because it is an ACTUAL baby.

Edit:
Okay, I've been procrastinating coming onto Live Journal because I was trying to put it off, but fine, I'll update this thing. This might not be as long as the first part though...

6. EAFD
Okay, this is what y'all should do.

Fine, I'll write some more. I think whoever came up with this is a genius. Our lives have never been the same since the day linmayu told us about it. I love how the point of the story was that in Final Fantasy 11, the people who hang out in the easier areas are not very intelligent. Anyway, I know you guys always complain that I never give you a chance to tell me to EAFD, so fine, I promise that on April 1st I will be hungry. But hopefully no one will read this until after then, so no one will be able to ask me...Anyway, just so that everyone knows, you don't have to E A FD all by itself. You can have FD stir fry, FD pizza, FD with dip, FD upside down cake, FD soup, pepper FD with rice, and buffalo FD wings. Not FD bread sandwiches though. By the way, now that I've talked about all that food, is anybody here hungry?

7. Moobug
Da Moobug is a weird creature ("funny guy", LOL) who makes up it's own songs and dances and has it's own TV show. The moobug is pretty much shaped like a circle with a snout coming out of it. He (actually, the moobug is an "it", but I'll just say "he" because or else the sentences get too confusing) also has some other funny guy friends, Morf and Mole/Gorf. But since the moobug is always talking about how he is the best, the other funny guys don't like him very much. Da moobug is also a follower who always gives in to peer pressure. The moobug has a fear of making a hole in the bottom of the swimming pool because he thinks it'll make him die. The moobug has a fear of dying because he thinks it will make a hole in the bottom of the swimming pool.

8. Whiskers
These are the best thing to collect! I have a huge whisker collection from a lot of different cats. Whiskers are a precious commodity. All the years of my life I didn't get a single whisker from Itchy or Scratch. But Setzer gave me like fifty million because he is so generous and because I take them (okay, you know I am kidding so don't say I'm mean and all that). The purpose of the whiskers is to clone a cat out of them one day. Or to make a stuffed animal with real whiskers. The cloning could be a problem though, because all the cats I have whiskers from have at least one flaw. (Except Quico). So I probably won't do that. Actually, now that I think about it, I do have a whisker from Moom's house, but I don't know whose it is. I don't want to clone it and find out it's from Peaches... Aside from cloning it or making stuffed animals, whiskers are just really cool to have, so I probably won't do anything with them.

9. Sharmilon
Okay, I have no idea what this is...Are you talking about Milon? Milon is great, he made the best sound when he fell off that bridge...no, I'm only kidding...Milon tastes so good, and he always comes when I call him. It's like magic. One time I bought some that were double chocolate, and they had some pieces inside that had the taste and texture of bacon. It was really weird. I had just eaten a BLT, so I assumed the bacon was just from that and that there was just a ton stuck in my mouth still. I have no idea what they were. Anyway, Milon was pretty easy to kill. I never had trouble with him. Didn't they say that he wasn't good enough to make it as one of the Fiends of the Elements? But Milon is pretty tricky, because you kill him, and then you walk away, and then he comes back and you have a heart attack. Because you didn't even say "Come, Milon."

10. David DiBene
Oh man, why do I have to write about him? Okay, you probably thought I was going to say something mean, but I really do feel bad about how much we tormented the Big Friend, I mean, we were really immature and he probably didn't think he would have to deal with all that stuff from Mohan Giordano and me, because we were college kids. Probably the main reason I feel bad is because I heard he left, LOL, so I just assumed it was because of us, even though maybe it totally wasn't. Anyway, the one nice thing he did was that he didn't JA us when we were on the roof, I was so glad about that, because if he wanted to he could have. Of course, even though I'm sorry, I'm not saying that he doesn't wear pink dresses or astronaut suits, and if I ever see him again, the code word for "Run!!!" is still "Run!!!"

Wasteful

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:37:46 GMT

The 3 smartest people in the world...

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:52:52 GMT

My 12 New Year's Resolutions

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 05:36:34 GMT

Okay, just to inform everyone...

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:14:31 GMT

Okay, I was listening to the Christmas music on the radio, and Frosty the Snowman came on, and at the end they DID have the thumpety thump thump part. So it IS real, I didn’t just make it up!!!!!

Some youtube bird videos I accidentally found

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 06:37:08 GMT

Weird Cockatoo (2:20)
This bird does a really stupid head tilt thing at the beginning of this video (around :06). The rest isn't really important--everything he does looks stupid (even though it's probably all just normal bird stuff).

Canary Backpack (1:00)
Ha ha ha!

I still have no idea what this is supposed to mean...

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:28:53 GMT

Slowly starting to clean the basement...

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:53:31 GMT

Does anyone care if I throw away Synergy?

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:06:03 GMT

For bob_artist:

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:04:26 GMT

GIMME A KISS!!!

Itchy

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:28:26 GMT

I miss Itchy...It's so weird to think he's not here now. I don't even remember what life without Itchy was like, it was that long ago.
He was really good and taught me a lot about life, such as:
1. Be annoying.
2. Be annoying.
3. Say annoying meows.

I'm glad we got to have him. He was perfect.

30-Question Meme

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:09:39 GMT

Okay, this is not the most interesting entry in my live journal, because I think this kind of thing is meant for people with more than 3 friends, but I had to do it because I said I would. Okay...here are the roolz:

1. There are 30 questions.
2. Next to each number, write only the name of the person who fits.
(But if no one fits, not to worry; you just cram someone into the slot anyway, just like you cram in a puzzle piece that won't fit)
3. Answer one question with one name.
4. Don't tell the questions to anyone who isn't doing the meme.

1. 2515049
2. linmayu
3. bob_artist
4. bob_artist Actually, no. Me.
5. bob_artist
6. bob_artist queenofsausagerackoflambmrsarmstrong
7. linmayu
8. 2515049 because duh
9. bob_artist b/c at least I wouldn't have to leave the house
10. bob_artist b/c you have to work with them
11. linmayu Oops I didn't see words 6-7
12. mrsgoy
13. mrsgoy
14. Everyone...
15. 2515049 b/c anyone else would look like Mannix
16. frooti
17. linmayu maturity level ^_^
18. linmayu b/c of your name & b/c of eeny meeny miny moe
19. bob_artist
20. bob_artist
21. I don't know what dat means
22. I don't know what dat means
23. linmayu ok well you were at one time...
24. Everyone...
25. I don't know
26. Odysseus
27. bob_artist if you could substitute the last word with U.B.
28. 2515049
29. frooti
30. Goy. And also, whoah, these questions are really different from what I thought they would be.

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:51:02 GMT

A while back, I read this article:

Are microwaves making us fat?

It's about how this person believes that having a microwave made people fat because it makes everything too convenient. Anyway, there was space at the bottom for people to reply, and this is what one person wrote:

"Another real culprit to obesity is central air conditioning and heat. The body burns more calories trying to stay warm or cool thus reducing accumulated body fat.

Factor that in with better transportation, greater selection of foods, less strenuous jobs, and choosing sedimentary entertainment over physical. Did I forget to mention sitting in front of the computer typing responses to silly, self help articles?

Apparently, the good life actually shortens it. Is it really how long we live or how well?"

Ha ha ha! Yeah, you gotta hate that sedimentary entertainment!

Do not freeze beef and then thaw it

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:32:36 GMT

because then it tastes like a piece of tasteless rubber.
- Monkey Man

Oh! I just realized!

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 03:11:18 GMT

If Biscuit had married Fireface instead of Monkey Man, our dog would have been named Dusty Diamond. How cool would that have been???!!!

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:57:43 GMT

There's a site where people send in funny signs that they've seen, like there's one that says:
"ROAD ENDS
IN WATER
300 FEET",
but it actually ends in 2 feet.

Anyway, I showed this one to bob_artist, because I couldn't figure out what was so funny about it (I think it's because they're telling you to pick up your dog when you're on the escalator, and how strong do they think people are???):

Anyway, I showed it to her, and she was like "It's a guy carrying an escalator up the stairs."

P.S. bob_artist was reeeeeeeaaalllllllyyyy tired that day.

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:55:08 GMT

Dis was fun...I must have eaten a lot of epsicles when I was a kid.
Frozen Treat Quiz

Dis was fun too...You look at a cross section of a candy bar and try to figure out what it is...It's like science.
Candy Bar Identification Quiz

Man, I thought that I of all people would do so much better at this one...
Pasta Shape Identification Quiz

Dum Criminals

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:29:05 GMT

Okay, this wins the prize for the stupidest and MOST UNLUCKY criminals I have ever seen in my life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfsCQybek0

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:18:13 GMT

Happy Annivoisary yesterday, linmayu & 2515049!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumb ways to sleep

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:54:08 GMT

Oh man Oh man Oh man! Talk about dumb places to sleep! Two days ago, we opened the drawer, and Elmer was sleeping inside the drawer, and he was inside of a slinky!!!!! Why would you sleep inside of a slinky???? And then yesterday, I opened the toy cabinet where he sometimes sleeps....

Yeah, sure, that's why that pipe is shaped like that!!!!! He is like the Sabin of all ferrets...

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:49:53 GMT

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, green biryani!

I think this was from Easter. It tasted fine, but it was so greeeeeeeeen...

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:47:11 GMT

I was searching for pictures of M. Bison, and this one came up. It looks like something M. Bison would be doing, doesn't it?

Actually, it's not really M. Bison, it's The Poopsmith from Homestar Runner (it's a really random cartoon), and he's dressed up as M. Bison for Halloween. But yeah, only a poopsmith would want to dress up as M. Bison.

Chicken Rangoon

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:42:31 GMT

La la la